This is our first game in this system/world, and I'm really enjoying it so far.
- "Will Stealers" does not refer to thieves named William, nor to those who perpetrate the theft of legal documents.
- Whoops - failed a spot check. We the players all know it's a trap, but the characters notsomuch
- "Your face is Admiral Akbar"
- Player 1: "You know how I can fart stires? I mean "start fires". Other players: "Out of your ass?"
- "You're standing next to the Michaelite, because that's what you do." "That's not what I want to do." "Don't stand. Don't stand so. Don't stand so close to me".
- "Then I hurt you with my sledgehammer. His name is "Lefty"."
- Player 1: "I'm a tiger". Other players, in stereo: "rawr."
- "It's 'gonna get ugly'? What, like Orson Welles in a speedo?"
- Player 1: "Nobody expects a tiger." Player 2: "Are you a Spanish tiger?"
i maintain that the goblins were NOT paying attention for the previous 60 seconds of the fight if it only took them 3 seconds to get down the rope and they managed to MISS THE TIGER!
ReplyDeleteI agree. Maybe they were distracted by the gryphon
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