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Friday, April 1, 2011

Friday Night Fools

Our Friday Night Game is extra fun tonight because it's April Fools' Day. The quotes and one-liners and situations (and double triple multiple entendres that I can't post here because they are not PG rated) are flying fast and furious.
  • When one is riding a mind-controlled gryphon, yanking on its soft little ear-tufts is a good way to break the control and get its attention. Of course, a couple years ago, we performed the same service by whacking an elf in mithril armor with a road flare.
  • Orcs come in clown cars. Or clown yurts.
  • Orcs reverse the universal symbol for Creepy Ilithid// Mindflayer / Elder Thing
  • "All night, from the yurts, you hear crossbows twanging. And the occasional grunt."
  • Tugaliths look like the cover of Renegades of Pern
  • Me to stepdaughter Leanna: "We don't need more of the squid things. Stop giving your dad ideas!"
  • "The Men of Gotham have no chance against a Mindflayer."